Monday, December 19, 2016

HOLLYWOOD HELLMOUTH


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This great book is free for three days only. Hollywood Hellmouth will tickle your horror funny-bone. As Jay Wilburn says, "Free?! It's worth at least almost twice that much!!!"

Get it! Read it! Love it!

Blaze McRob


Book description:


Solomon wanted to make the greatest horror movie ever. He was willing to do anything to make this a reality - even unleashing real, apocalyptic evil upon the Earth. Haunted bathrooms, Velvet Elvis gateways to Hell, demonic possession, problem actors, editing issues, social media, and Jimmy will plague his production, but nothing will stop his dreams.

Horror Humor from one twisted writer is too much… imagine four of them getting together like grade school kids drawing naughty pictures on the bathroom wall… you’ve been warned.


"After reading this, I can't believe I ever let him touch me." - Brent's wife

"I couldn't read past the first chapter. What they did with Velvet Elvis is beyond bad taste!" - Armand's Wife

"Seriously, I'm done. This book turned my husband into something I could no longer sleep with ... at least not without double bagging a hazmat suit. Vile and disgusting.” - Jack's Wife

"My mother told me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And don't marry Jay. He seems off. I've already said too much." - Jay's Wife

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Wow! Easter eggs galore. See if you can find author Jay Wilburn or hidden Van Halen song lyrics. This book was hilarious and horrific all at once. I found it difficult to know which author was writing as they did a great job of blending the voices into one novel. 
 
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The toilet is the only place where you will be safe from The Devil!
A blood , gore and entrailes fest!
I dont think that this book is takin itself so serious, so i do recomend you to read it for fun, at a Moment when you Need a analissys of the human vices.
This book is not for the ones that faint easy, or are to sensible! If you dont like splatter Horror movies, stay away from that book.
Well, my opinion is a positiv one, there is this guy, Solomon who would actually sell his Soul to gett the breack true, to finale be one of the ritch and famous, and no longer a no Name movie director that lives in his grannys Basement.
You will laugh, and there will be moments when you actually root for Solomon, Keep your fingers crossed and hope that he will succeed.
Enjoy the book ove the Weekend, i actualy read it in one sitting because it was a litle bit like a accident, you just could not take your eyes from it.
i gave it only 4 stars because if you are familiar with the writhing style of some of the authors, you will notice where one stops and the other one pics up(Jack Wallen and his obssesion for Willow the teenage witch, Armand Rosamilia and Alissa Milano and so on). The Translation from one author to another is a litle like when one learns to drive a car and shifths the gears a litle to fast .That was my only complain. 
 
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Ok.....so that was a crazy, sick, out of control book! By that I mean "what a ride I just took" into the crazy minds of some awesome writers! I will be reading book 2 to see what other kinds of trouble Solomon can get into. He already met demons, other worldly creatures and the devil! Can't wait to see what is next. Plus it's based in Jersey, how cool is that?! Let the fun begin!

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