Wednesday, January 21, 2015

HAULING ASH - BY TONIA BROWN - PARTY!


Tonia Brown's photo.
Hauling Ash Launch PARTAY!
Thursday, January 29 at 7:00pm in EST
Right here on Facebook


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Tonia Brown is having a book launch party on Facebook on Thursday, January 29th. The link is above. If by any chance you're not able to access it, send me a Personal Message on Facebook and I will give you an official invite. 

In the meantime, you have a pre-order option on Amazon. Everything Tonia writes is different. Hey, that's great. Hauling Ash combines horror, the mob, humor, and the sea into one genre-bending display of hilarity. 

Keep your eyes peeled for the party. Tonia Brown will light the evening up!


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Book Description

January 27, 2015
When the spirit of his recently deceased uncle appears in his kitchen, lonely mortician Octavious Waldorf can only guess the ghost isn’t there just for the coffee. His miserly uncle reveals the location of a hidden fortune with the promise of more if Otto will spread the dead man’s ashes across the Caribbean Sea. Through a simple mistake Otto ends up with almost a million of the mafia’s money instead of his uncle’s simple few thousand. Otto does what any desperate man would do and flees the country aboard a cruise ship headed to the Bahamas to fulfill his uncle’s last request. With the money, his dead uncle’s ashes, and a nervous schnauzer in tow, Otto sets out to change his fortune and life.

That near million just so happens to belong to crime boss and all around bad guy Tony “Waldorf” Maloney (no relation), who happens to be on the same cruise. Maloney isn’t interested in just getting the money back. Along with the help of the much feared hired hit man Mr. Banjo, as well as the blonde bombshell Penny Lane, Maloney plans on squeezing the money as well as a few vital juices from Otto’s cold, dead corpse.

On the other end of the law, the FBI is hot on Maloney’s tail. Special Agents Frank Wallace and Larry Lawrence aren’t sure who this Otto guy is, or how he fits into Maloney’s organization, but they don’t plan on letting either of them get away. Maybe it’s time for the nearly retired Frank to take a much needed cruise to the Bahamas.

It’s a comedy noir of hilarious errors as Otto learns that sometimes money does buy happiness.



Editorial Reviews

Review

“When you take an old fashioned, mad-cap slapstick comedy of errors, and then give it an evil little Tonia Brown twist, you know that the end result is going to be something special. And that is exactly what "Hauling Ash" delivers. This book is the most fun read you will have all year. I guarantee it.”
~Graeme Reynolds, author of the High Moor series

Book Description

At the behest of his dead uncle’s spirit, Otto Waldorf seeks out a hidden fortune, only to end up with a quarter million of the mafia’s money. With both the mob and the FBI on his tail, this lonely mortician flees the country with money in tow. Throw in a nervous schnauzer, a moody hit man, and a blonde bombshell for a comedy noir of haunting proportions.

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