Sunday, September 28, 2014


Fifty shades Of Hay, by J.E Lames, is one great tale! This has nothing to do with horror, but has a lot to do with erotica and humor.

By the way, the author chose not to divulge her/his real name. I have my suspicions, but mum's the word.

Get it now!

Blaze McRob

Book Description

September 21, 2014
When farm girl Analgesia “Geezie” Copper goes to interview handsome, rich, slicked-down Mr. Buddy Blue, a stranger who, for some stupid reason, has come to Wallow County, she knows she must use her special girly skills to get him to spill the beans (among other things). Unable to resist Geezie’s talented toes, fingers, and other body parts, Buddy slowly fills her in on the reasons he’s hanging out in her neck o’ the woods. Geezie learns about Buddy’s job, his family, and some of Buddy’s deep, dark personal secrets. In the grain elevator, down by the river, and up in the hayloft, the two get to know each other about as intimately as is humanly possible, losing a few pieces of clothing and gaining a few splinters in the process.

Throw in some mosquitoes, a pair of Daisy Duke shorts with “Hay, Good Lookin’!” stitched on the ass, a best friend who works at the Puddin’ Pie Diner, a two-toothed mother who shucks corn and sews dog costumes, and a whole bunch of hot, no-holds-barred, graphically-scripted lust-fests, and you’ve got Fifty Shades of Hay. You know, “corn porn.” Not a whole lotta plot but a whole lotta fun!

This novella is for really, really mature (though mature is probably not the best adjective here) audiences only.
5.0 out of 5 stars Zing-a-Ding-Ding! September 24, 2014
Okay, I saw a mention of this on Facebook and decided to give it a read. Funny!!! And when it says hot, “no-holds-barred, graphically-scripted lust-fests,” they aren’t kidding! For erotic humor, it’s really well written and pretty darn clever. Not much more to add except “Boinga boinga!”, “Zing-a-ding-ding!”, and “Bwonga bwonga!”

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